She’s been brutal – like – turning into a devil again. The devil rears its ugly head from time to time. I guess we are going through that phase again. Good god! What will I do during the teenage years!?!
So what does Devil # 2 do?
She’s full of sass. It can be cute at times but sometimes I want to wipe the smirk off her face. She talks back like she’s a teenager, “Oh ya, whatever Mom”. I also get, “You can’t make me.” Or, “I can have my own opinion”. Let me remind you again – she’s FIVE!!
Devil # 2 has a crazy temper. She screams and cries when she doesn’t get her way. The best is when she sticks her tongue out at you (with eyes closed and hands on hips). My dad told her watch out or someone might put some drops of hot sauce on her tongue. I like your thinking Dad – this may just happen to her.
The little rascal also has a real nasty streak. She hates everyone and everything when she’s in a fit. Both the Husband and I get, “You’re just stupid. You’re just ugly. I hate you”.
My evil spawn of a child. What am I going to do with her? Angel # 1 went though the “f-in fours”. Clearly Devil # 2 skipped that phase and decided to save it so I can catch-phrase the “f-in fives”.
I must curb this behaviour now because if I don’t I’m gonna have one HELL of a teenager who walks all over us. NOT HAPPENING!
Suggestions (other than grounding her for life)?