You know you have too much money when:
Your husband buys you a 33K gold iphone just because – COUGH – Victoria Beckham.
You carry around a $3,800 Python purse. You get nailed by PETA and stop carrying it – COUGH – Reese Witherspoon.
You spend $37,500 on a pair of running shoes that look they should be in the movie Back To The Future – COUGH – Tinie Tempah (I think he is a rapper).
You want to apologize to your daughters for being such a douche dad so you buy a Barbie Football table for $25,000 – COUGH – Charlie Sheen.
You can’t get enough of Family Guy, so you decide to wear him around your neck for $25,000 – COUGH – Justin Bieber.
These purchases just seem so utterly ridiculous. This money could be spent on more important things. But who I am to judge. I’m just a little jealous is all. I’d love to have money like that – or – grow it on trees.
Or as the Angels’ say – “Just go to the machine that spits out all that money”.
Right, if only they knew